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Apologies , most are cringe worthy but amusing..... with a north american twist...borrowed from other motorhome sites!


Q How many Motorhomers does it take to change a light bulb? A Only one… the others are dealing with their grey water

God gave us shins so we could find the trailer hitch in the dark.

Q: Whats the best part about living in an Motorhome? A It’s harder for relatives to drop in for a visit.

If you tailgate, we will flush!

Fulltime campervanners never die! They just smell that way!

RVers don’t have lawn decorations, they have Mobile Gnomes

Why is a 5th wheeler so obedient? Because it goes where it’s towed to!

My other car is my house

What happens in the camper stays in the camper!

People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world

I see you bought food with you for our trip....MINE!

Knock Knock, Who's there, Rv, Rv who?, Rv there yet.... boom, boom ;)

Eat, sleep, camp, repeat

Think outside, no box required

Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a motorhome, which is kinda the same thing

I don't need therapy, i just need a motorhome and travel

Life is better with a beer and a campfire

Weekend forcast, camping with a chance of drinking

I just want to smell like a campfire

Adventure before dementia

Motorhoming, this is how we roll

Home is where you park it

All I need is a spot on the water and wifi

Camping is intents

Little Johnny came back from a walk on the nature trail to the motorhome, he told his mother that he learned why ants don’t get sick. “Because they have anty-bodies”


Time to groan at this campside shaggy dog story.... When Little Johnny went back to school, his teacher, knowing Johnny’s love of camping, decided to use something Johnny was familiar with to teach him math. She said, “If I gave you two tents and then another two tents and then another two, how many tents would you have?”Johnny replied, “Seven.” The teacher said, “No, listen carefully. If I gave you two tents, and then another two tents and then another two, how many would you have?” Again, Johnny said, “Seven.” So the teacher said, “Try this instead. If I gave you two apples, and then another two apples and then another two, how many apples would you have?” Johnny answered, “Six.” So, the teacher began again, “Okay, so if I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many tents would you have?” Johnny immediately answered, “Seven!” The teacher looked at him and asked, “Johnny, where do you get seven from?” And Johnny told her, “Because I already own a tent!”


Sexist joke time, but philosophically amusing....George, who lived in Ashland, Oregon, loved his RV, but he also dreamed of going to Hawaii. One day, while walking along the beach, George stumbled over a genie in a magic lamp who granted him a single wish. “I’ve always wanted to explore the island of Maui in my motorhome, but I can’t afford to ship it there. I wish for you to build a bridge from Oregon to Hawaii so I can fulfill my dream.” The genie replied, “That’s impossible. The ocean is far too deep to build a bridge across. Even a genie such as I can’t do it. You have to wish for something else.” George thought for a moment, then he said, “I don’t understand women. I wish to understand how they think and what they want.” The genie paused, then said, “Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?”


Really? A woman named Mrs. Grazinski bought herself a brand-new Winnebago. She was excited and took her first trip to an Oklahoma football game. On the way home, she set the cruise control to 70 as soon as she got onto the freeway. She then walked to the back to make herself a sandwich, leaving the Winnebago to drive itself. The resulting crash was spectacular. It’s hard to believe that someone would actually do that, but she did not feel at fault. In fact, she sued Winnebago for the crash because the owner’s manual didn’t tell her she couldn’t leave it to drive itself. The jury agreed with her and she was awarded $1,750,000 plus a new motorhome. This is why Winnebago manuals now warn people that they must actually drive the vehicle at all times when it is moving. True story — while technically not an Motorhome / RV joke, it’s certainly a conversation starter.